What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
09.06.2025 11:37
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
Do you know what she said mum?
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
What are some of your shocking stories?
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
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Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
True - how I loved my mum!
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
What can you do if someone makes a false accusation against you?
What! how could you do that?
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
What do you mean son?
What was your most memorable experience catching a fraudulent car seller?
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?